the normal rounds

the normal rounds

and yet another round of genital and anal violation. not that violation, you perve! i just came home from another round of medical exams. fuck i've never been medically examined for 3 times in a span of less than 12 months! go figure. and for the first time in my whole semi-damned life, someone touched and pressed and pinched my privates. not exactly my cup of tea especially if you are butt naked (hmm) on a cold black leather (erotic huh!) bed by a gloved (and another sexually related term) semi-obese doctor. damn. funny, though, that when he was doing the stethoscope check on my heart, he said, ".. kinakabahan ka.. sus, check up lang to" i just put on my ngiting aso. CHECK UP?!?! OK KA LANG, DOC? MATAPOS MONG HAWAKAN AT BULATLATIN ANG MGA KA-KUWANAN KO?!?!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

stop.

in other news, it was macky's birthday yesterday and i PLANNED on greeting him on the latest hour. so in the middle of the day, he texted me with: pakyu ka, mga pakulo mong babatiin mo ko mamayang gabi para ikaw kunyari ang last nagtext. lumang style na yan! alam ko na yan!
i laughed so hard because... because... period. so come the last hour i texted him this.

macky, today will inevitably be over. but as eternal as its changing, our friendship will definitely live on. happy birthday, macky!! god bless..

i woke up today receiving this: pakyu dahil sa pakulo mo tuluyan mo na kong di na-greet!
HAHAHAHHAHA.. sorry macky i was using chikka that's why you might have not received it. sorry macky to the nth level. but i posted it here, so voila!

in other, other news, i am now a happy customer. just look!

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PAKSHET DIBA?!?!?! I EVEN SURPASSED THE T1 SPEED!!!!!!!
i just downloaded the torrents for desperate houswives and gilmore girls - for 30 FUCKING MINUTES ONLY!!! damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my gas, happy customer ako ng globe por da pers taym!!! mamatay kayo sa inggit! mga 2 hours na siyang ganyan hahahahahahahaha!

ciao!