fat pig

in my almost four years stay in my beloved la salle, i never thought i'd have a classmate this gross. he is filipino chinese with hair all over and maybe weighs 200 pounds and kinda 6 feet tall.
he sits in front of me and all i can see is his hair covered nape and the crumpled t-shirt on his back. i was writing my notes when i glanced back again to the professor when he finally made a move to the side, kinda lifting his humongous right thigh and guess what? he farted! nakakadire! *pukes* i normally laugh when i hear someone fart but this time, it was way beyond funny, it was UBER GROSS! and a few seconds later came the bomb. i swear i could have died that second.
weird people those comsci peeps... sheesh..